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This is just a place where I rant on and on endlessly about the world, and spout out at random intervals for no reason at all.

First of all, I would like to say that George W. Bush completely sucks and all the people here in Missouri are crazy for picking him as the top candidate. As for me, I will NOT be voting for him. There are many reasons why this is so:

• He looks too much like George Bush for his own good.
• He has no idea what he's talking about...I mean seriously...
• Everybody thinks that his dad did a good job (not) so they think he will too...that's a bunch of bs!
• I guarantee it that there are some people that mistake him for his dad, which is the stupidest thing yet!

My friends like Bush though, for the soul purpose they think he will ruin the economy. Why, you ask? Simple. My friends work for an interactive game run by a Japanese company, so they get payed in Yen. If the American economy goes down, the Japanese economy will go up, meaning the yen will be worth more, meaning my friends will get more money. Crafty how that works, isn't it? I suppose I should give them kudos for it.

I, however, believe that I will be voting for McCain...WHY? you ask, are you some kind of FREAK!?! Well..the answer is...of course I am. I am a complete freak. I am voting for McCain for one reason, and one reason only. No, it is not cause of his abortion beliefs (screw that). No, it is not because he's so devishly handsome (oh yeah baby). It is, OF COURSE, for one very simple reason and I will give that to you right now....

There you have it folks...he may try to deny it but McCain likes NIN and that's that...and I respect a man who knows his music, even if he's old with grey hair. Even old, grey-haired men can get down when they wanna! Suuuure...there's nothing wrong with that, now is there? Of course not!

What's with the economy anyway? I hear that they are raising rates on investments so that the economy will go down. Dow Jones today went down 100 points! Screw those inflation-avoiding bastards! SCREW THEM ALL! I bet every person who has dow jones stock is cussing the hell out of those dudes right now. Nasdac also went down too.. I hear that it hasn't been doing very well lately either. Poor nasdac...what have you got against Dow Jones? NOTHIN...well...you got better than things like, for example, my business...my business of nothing. I'm making 8 bucks an hour putting bottles of stuff that can clean your counter top into little plastic baggies for 8 hours every day, what do YOU got!?! I'll tell you what you got..you got millions and millions of dollars. What do YOU have to say about the average working person in the United States who barely has enough money to feed themselves, not to mention their families? Nothing! You have NOTHING to say! Screw you Nasdac!

Well that is my say on the economy for a while..all I know is that the economy SUCKS even if it is doing well. The only people that think it's doing well are those that CAN feed themselves as well as have mansions and drive Rolls Roices...they aren't effected by the incredibly high gas prices either...no..they aren't...bastards...I'm going to take a card board box and personally live near them and eat out of their dumpster until they give me some money to leave. I bet that dumpster food is better than anything I can get now..I tell you what..

Pokemon is still all the rage among the grade school kids. My little sister informs me that they have banned all pokemon items from her school. They aren't even allowed to wear pokemon T-shirts, and if they do, they get detension. So, now they can't play that dorky card game anymore haha! That's alright..I don't mind pokemon, I like pokemon actually, I just think that the card game is rediculous. The only thing I have ever had any use for those cards is to draw the pictures on them. (Don't worry, you'll get to see them soon.) This card game is getting way out of control though. When I worked at Kmart we never had any cards because the minute we'd get them, they'd be gone in less than an hour. I must have been asked over 50 times where the pokemon cards were, and I worked in MENSWEAR! What are little kids doing in menswear asking ME where the pokemon cards are? Jeez..get a brain kid....

Anyway, now they've made a new game for Gameboy Color that is the actual card game! How moronic is that!?! Apparently, you can hook up to someone who also has the game and the game boy color, and every time you do this, 2 new cards pop up and that's the only way you can get new cards. You can play the game or trade with the other player....now that is just completely stupid. Almost as stupid as that Magic the Gathering card game that was for 32 bit consols and PC...stupid stupid stupid!

I have to say..this is why pokemon is getting way out of control...Pokemon Pinball....I just want to smack the guy that came up with that...almost as dorky as Sonic Spinball... One day, this pokemon thing is going to fall..and even though I like pokemon, I'm still going to laugh when it happens. Maybe then the kids will go back to their Tickle Me Elmoes and their Tomagotchis. I am so pissed off that I never had toys like that when I was a kid. No, I had to stick with Playschool and Matel, and those weird companies where all the kids now say "who?" Yeah, I stuck with legos and barbies and HOT WHEELS, YEAH! G.I. Joes were my thing, you could never tire of those little dudes, even when you blew them up! And one can never EVER forget the never ending saga where there were so many barbies but never enough Ken's...sigh..they all fought over Ken..lucky s.o.b. he had it easy so many women after him all the time. Makes me feel sorry for men today the way that all the barbies flocked over poor Ken.

I wonder if anybody remembers tv the way it was back in the 80's...He-Man and She-Ra Princess of Power! Boy I remember He-Man...dorky name but awesome show...I always cheered for Skeletor, but he was always an idiot when that dork He-Man came and ruined it all. I wonder if anybody remembers Care Bears...man now THAT was a show! When I was little I perfected the Care Bear Stare, I sure did...I could always get it to work on my mom too.

Anyway, I've decided to add a new section to this part of my page until I get some more art..so this is a new section, unless of course this is your first time here then it is ALL new sections, but hey..that's your fault not mine.

I've decided to start this section for my friend Andy who is currently looking up sites about vaginal diseases...I don't know why but it seems so "Andy" of him.

I've decided that, overall, vaginal diseases suck in all manners of the word "suck." I have never had the privilage of having a vaginal disease myself, but I have known people to have vaginal diseases, and I've even known a person who had a vaginal disease fetish..a person that I will give neither sex nor name because he or she would probably read this one day and say "Oh my god they will come to kill me now because they'll think I'm a sick bastard!" or something of the sort, and then run around in dark alleys thinking everyone is out to get him or her.

Poor mom, she had to live through so much of my shit...sigh.

The ironies of life:

1. Going to the bathroom and feeling really good and relieved, then you look over and realize that there is no toilet paper.

2. You finally get your favorite cd back and then realize that there is a huge scratch right over your favorite song.

3. Those women who use contraceptives and birth control pills and spermicide and female condoms and chart the times of the month and everything else and STILL get pregnant somehow.

4. All the times that a person gets drunk and drives, it is the one time when they are not drunk that they crash and die.

5. You are diagnosed with lung cancer the day after you quit smoking.

6. "An old man...turned 98..he won the lottery...and died the next day..."

7. The printer always runs out of black ink right when you have a paper due the next class period.

8. You only need to pee bad whenever you are in a car or in a movie theater.

9. A great song with a crappy music video.

10. Whenever you are expecting an important phone call you are out for some reason, but that's ok because the answering machine will get it. The only problem is that someone else was home and they answered the phone instead, and then they don't take a message and they forget who called you.

More stuff to follow....ramble ramble ramble.

I love you all